"911 what’s your emergency?"

See that kid? Evil. Pure evil.

A couple of weeks ago, I gave him my cell phone to keep him quiet in a church meeting. It was on silent and locked. All of a sudden, I heard beeping. Loud beeping. The kind of beeping that would indicated someone has called 911 on your phone (don’t ask how I knew but your hint is “Keller”). I jumped up, ran for the hall, and spent the next 5 minutes trying to convince the 911 operator that there was not an actual emergency, I’m just a crappy parent. Yes, I know someone called 911 from this same number less than 2 weeks ago. Stop rubbing it in. I have a lot of kids.

So, we were at a tee ball game Tuesday night. My sister in law gave Bennett her phone to play with. “Watch out. He calls 911.” So she turned the power off. Safe, right? Wrong. About 5 minutes later we hear…

“911 what’s your emergency?”

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  1. Kermit~the~Frog says:

    Evil comes with a bald head and a sweet face…

    I wonder if he can do it with an iPhone.

  2. But he looks so sweet and innocent!

  3. omgosh… that one’s gonna be the death of you.

  4. He just wants out of there already!

  5. Al, Wendy, Max, and Lil says:

    Maybe he is meant to marry Lilly and together they will take over the world.

  6. Joni Walton says:

    I have a hard time believing from that face that there is one ounce of evil in him. :)

  7. Funky Frog Designs says:

    I just started following your blog and came across this post. As a 911 dispatcher I feel that it is my duty to let you know that your child is not the only one that does it :) I get to talk to many children! I love it when I have to try to convince them to hand the phone over to mommy or daddy.
    Trust me, we understand.

  8. ROFL!

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