Your best naked pic - Uh….
Sell your Kidney! – The exclamation mark TOTALLY convinced me! As did the capital K!
You’ll peck her like crazy – I will?
Destroy all cops! – Are there people that really want to do that? Again with the exclamation point!
Olsen sisters shot – Like a photo shoot or a gun shot? And why would anyone care either way?
Friend sells stuff – As long as it’s not my stuff, I probably don’t care.
Thnx for yesterday letter – Wlcm for today number.
and my personal favorite
Energy for your dude piston