See that kid? Evil. Pure evil.
A couple of weeks ago, I gave him my cell phone to keep him quiet in a church meeting. It was on silent and locked. All of a sudden, I heard beeping. Loud beeping. The kind of beeping that would indicated someone has called 911 on your phone (don’t ask how I knew but your hint is “Keller”). I jumped up, ran for the hall, and spent the next 5 minutes trying to convince the 911 operator that there was not an actual emergency, I’m just a crappy parent. Yes, I know someone called 911 from this same number less than 2 weeks ago. Stop rubbing it in. I have a lot of kids.
So, we were at a tee ball game Tuesday night. My sister in law gave Bennett her phone to play with. “Watch out. He calls 911.” So she turned the power off. Safe, right? Wrong. About 5 minutes later we hear…
“911 what’s your emergency?”





















